1. You’ve felt personally victimised by the painting nails emoji
2. The pain is real when you can’t find the emoji you’re looking for
3. You temporarily couldn’t breathe when you found out about the new iOs update with even more emoji
4. You died and were then resurrected again when you found out that Instagram now lets you set emoji as a hashtag
5. You have a top 10 list of favourite emoji
6. Emoji is by far the safest way to flirt without being obvious
7. You’ve pretty much accepted the fact that it’s impossible to do 90% of emoji in real life
8. You’ve had a deep, meaningful conversation with somebody using nothing but emoji
